!accountage [user]
Everyone
Show when a Twitch account was created. Leave the user blank to check your own account.
Built-in commands
!arcmaps
Everyone
Show the current ARC Raiders map conditions and upcoming rotation.
!claim [blueprint]
Everyone
List available blueprints or join a blueprint queue.
!claims
Everyone
Show every active blueprint queue and its current size.
!commands / !help
Everyone
Show the available bot commands in Twitch chat.
!dadjoke
Everyone
Get a random dad joke.
!gamble <amount|all>
Everyone
Wager your barks for a chance to win more.
!give <user> <amount>
Everyone
Give some of your barks to another viewer.
!points [user]
Everyone
Check a bark balance. Aliases: !balance and !barks.
!topbarks
Everyone
Show the bark leaderboard. Aliases: !top and !toppoints.
!so <user>
Moderators
Give a Twitch shout-out. Aliases: !shout and !shoutout.
!title <new title>
Moderators
Update the stream title.
!game <category>
Moderators
Update the Twitch category. Alias: !category.
!givepoints <user> <amount>
Moderators
Add barks to a viewer. Alias: !givebarks.
!takepoints <user> <amount>
Moderators
Remove barks from a viewer. Alias: !takebarks.
!setpoints <user> <amount>
Moderators
Set a viewer’s bark balance. Alias: !setbarks.
!giveall <amount>
Moderators
Give barks to everyone currently in chat.
Custom commands
!420
Everyone
🌿 4️⃣2️⃣0️⃣ blaze it 💨🔥
It's always 4:20 somewhere on stream 🌿💨
Roll one up and stick around 🌿💨
🌿💨 high noon every hour in here 🌿💨
!arcraiders
Everyone
ARC Raiders status: emotionally prepared, tactically questionable.
Suit up, Raiders. The ARC are coming, and Kimber forgot where she parked the extractor.
Today's mission: loot everything, panic professionally, extract with one shoe.
ARC Raiders reminder: if it beeps, glows, or moves faster than you, maybe don't poke it.
KimberBarks Bot has calculated our survival odds: yes.
Raid plan: enter dramatically, loot irresponsibly, leave because something huge made eye contact.
ARC Raiders tip: confidence is not armor, but it does make the screaming louder.
Deploying to the surface. Please keep hands, snacks, and questionable decisions inside the dropship.
The ARC fear only one thing: Kimber with a backpack full of junk and no plan.
Extraction checklist: loot secured, dignity missing, vibes immaculate.
ARC Raiders forecast: 80% chance of chaos, 20% chance Kimber blames chat.
Remember Raiders: we're not retreating, we're aggressively relocating.
KimberBarks Bot says: bring ammo, bring courage, and maybe bring someone slower than you.
!baked
Everyone
🥔💨 @{user} is baked like a Tuesday-night potato — crispy outside, melted inside. 🧈
🔥🥔 @{user} just hit the oven at 420° — full spud mode engaged. 💨
🧈🥔 @{user} loaded up: butter, sour cream, bacon bits, and absolutely no awareness of the minimap. 🎮
🥔 @{user} reporting in fully baked. Reflexes at -2, vibes at +100. 🌿💨
🥔☁️ Russet status confirmed for @{user}. Foil wrapped, couch locked, controller drifting. 🎮
🥔 @{user} is so baked the loot wheel just looks like a pizza menu. 🍕💨
!bakedpotato
Everyone
🥔💨 @{user} is baked like a Tuesday-night potato — crispy outside, melted inside. 🧈
🔥🥔 @{user} just hit the oven at 420° — full spud mode engaged. 💨
🧈🥔 @{user} loaded up: butter, sour cream, bacon bits, and absolutely no awareness of the minimap. 🎮
🥔 @{user} reporting in fully baked. Reflexes at -2, vibes at +100. 🌿💨
🥔☁️ Russet status confirmed for @{user}. Foil wrapped, couch locked, controller drifting. 🎮
🥔 @{user} is so baked the loot wheel just looks like a pizza menu. 🍕💨
!bong
Everyone
💨 *bubble bubble bubble* — rip cleared, pass it back 🌿
🌿 @remington4122 packs a fresh bowl mid-raid 💨
🔥 BONG RIP secured. Cough break incoming. 💨
💨 Big rip, clean lungs, bigger plays 🎮
!coffee
Everyone
☕ @{user} just ordered a tactical bean juice. Accuracy +2, patience still pending.
☕ Fresh coffee for @{user}. Side effects may include chat zoomies and questionable confidence.
☕ Someone get @remington4122 a coffee before the next decision is made entirely on vibes.
☕ @remington4122 has entered espresso mode: louder comms, faster looting, same GPS issues.
☕ @{user} poured a cup strong enough to revive a downed teammate and scare the sleep paralysis away.
☕ Emergency brew deployed to @remington4122. Please stand clear until the caffeine finishes installing.
!discord
Moderators
Join the 7-11 Arc Discord https://discord.gg/UXBp7WQDzn
!ffs
Everyone
🚨 @{user} has activated FFS Protocol: deep breath, reload brain, try again.
FFS detected. Deploying emergency patience pack for @{user}. Contents: one sigh, two blinks, zero refunds.
🧯 @{user} hit the FFS button. Situation contained. Dignity recovery pending.
For fluff's sake, @{user}. The vibes are holding together with duct tape and determination.
!lurk
Everyone
🥷 @{user} just went ghost — radar off, ghillie up. We'll catch you on extraction. 💨
📡 @{user} has gone radio silent, holding position in the bushes 🌿. Stream still up on the second monitor.
🎯 @{user} is in lurk mode — eyes on the kill cam, hands off the keyboard.
💤 @{user} dipped into the safe room. Loot stays untouched, viewer count stays up. 🙏
🛰️ @{user} deployed the lurk drone. Stream noted, snacks acquired, AFK locked in.
🔇 @{user} muted the mic and prone'd in the corner. Don't ping them unless it's a downed teammate.
!potty
Everyone
🚽🐾 Potty protocol activated. Kimber and Remington both know: when you gotta go, you gotta go.
🐶🚪 Kimber needs the grass and Remington needs the throne. BRB, bladder boss fight.
🚪🐾 Emergency potty break called. Human or doggo, nobody argues with the need to go.
🐾🚽 Kimber is doing the door stare and Remington is calling tactical timeout. Potty squad moving out.
🚽✨ Potty pause deployed for @{user}. Hydration has consequences, chat.
🐶💨 If Kimber says outside, we go outside. If Remington says BRB, we guard the vibes.
!smoke
Everyone
🚬💨 puff puff pass — keep it moving
Smoke 'em while you got 'em 🌿💨
Stay lifted, stay locked in 🎮💨
💨 Joint lit, controller charged, let's ride 🌿
!unlurk
Everyone
🔫 @{user} is back from extract — locked, loaded, and ready to chat. 💬
🎮 @{user} respawned in chat! Welcome back to the squad.
📡 Radio check — @{user} is back online. Audio confirmed, comms clear.
🚪 @{user} kicked the door back open. Get them a Stim, they're back in the fight.
💥 Lurk over — @{user} re-entered the lobby. Let's run it back.
🛬 @{user} touched down from the lurk dropship. Loadout: caffeine + opinions ☕